Naughty First

Ben liked dating single people when he could get at them, but most of the time he couldn't find any and would have to make do with whatever he could find, which, in most cases was people who had already been married and happened to also still be in that relationship. Ben wasn't really all that bothered when he found out that his latest girlfriend was currently married to a millionaire: in fact, that just made the whole flingjust that little bit more exciting.

And besides, when things got ugly he could just drop out and move back to his home land again. That plan had never failed before, even when a large family of welsh people had been baying for his blood.

No, if Ben was frank with himself, he enjoyed dating single people much less than he enjoyed dating married people. It was afact of life: he was born like that and he had no reason to stop the habits of a life time any time soon.

Mind you, dating single people did have its up sides, and Ben found out one of them one day quite by chance when he accidentally proposed to his latest, and she ended up saying yes. Ben found the whole marriage thing very exciting, and stayed with the girl so that they could get the wedding underway. Dating single people had never been quite so exciting before. This was even more exciting than running for your life and big car chases!

Ben had the wedding, and he had a great few weeks with his brand new wife. He figured that his past was over, that all his old ways were now a thing of the past. But unfortunately the marriage was not going to last.

About a month in to the marriage, he heard a whisper or two coming from within his bed room. You can guess just what he saw when he opened up the door. That gave Ben rather a tickle, I can tell you! It was rather ironic really, that he should spend so much of his life ruining everyone else' marriages, and when he finally became married of his own accord, someone else came and ruined it just as he had done to countless others in the past. He was not a happy fellow after that. There are rumours that shortly after the whole affair he flew over to Burma and shortly started a new life as a monk.