Naughty First

I found a dating service that had nothing but monsters on it. I'd never thought about the fact that monsters love each other, too. It's a strange thing to think about. Monsters are the scariest things on Earth and yet they are still capable of being in a couple.

I mean did monsters make this dating service? It seems so peculiar to me. What would they do on dates? Eat humans?

The thing that surprised me was that I signed myself up! I guess it was just one of those days. The first thing I did on the dating service was see if I had any matches. I laughed out loud as I saw that I was matched up with twenty monsters. This was hysterical. They thought I was a monster! Well I didn't want my first love to be a monster, so I exited out of the site.

A couple days later my doorbell rang. I answered it and standing in the doorway was a seven foot monster with green eyes, a tail, and hairy fur. I screamed. The monster screamed, too. I guess he wasn't expecting a male human.

After we both screamed, the monster got pretty angry.

"Where my monster lady?" He cried.

I just stood there, stunned out of my wits.

"I'm really sorry, but I put in a fake account on that dating service. There's no monster here." I said.

The monster didn' take that well. He slammed through the door and came straight for me. I dove away just in time. This was just great. A monster was trying to kill me because I lied about being a female monster. This day was just going to be great. I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a knife. I ran at the huge monster and stabbed him in the stomach, but it did nothing. The knife got bent in half.

I ran and hid in the closet. I could hear the monster outside trying to find me. I looked around the closet, and I knew how to get myself out of this.

Five minutes later I came out of the closet. The monster saw me and gasped. I had used the materials in the closet to make myself look like a female monster, and apparently it had worked.

The monster squealed with delight. This day was going to be the worst day of my life. I had to go on a date with a monster. I just hoped that he wasn't going to make a move on me.