Naughty First

Have you ever tried a dating service? Don't. You will only be disappointed. If you expect to be in a happy couple at the end of it, then you're out of luck. If you want to find someone to have a little cuddle, a quick fuck and then never see them again - your luck is better.Of course - you could always try to find someone to invade your own couple and turn it into a threesome. You will have some takers for that, but expect them to bugger off again quickly afterwards. Nope. If you want a real relationship from the heart then you will need to find it another way. You are more likely to find a heart-breaker that just sees you as fuck-able meat, than you are to find someone that actually loves you. Sorry - but that's the truth of it. Even an innocent cuddle will turn into a groping session with those people. It all sounds quite depressing doesn't it?If you want to be in a real loving, heart-sharing couple, then you need to go about it differently. Firstly, you should always try to go for someone that you either already know - or someone that is known well by someone you know well. Friend of a friend type of thing. That way - you can get a decent background on them first. You can find out if they're prone to cheating, if they have any secret children, or if they've any skeletons hanging in their closet. If you want someone genuine that you can cuddle at night, gaze into their eyes and see love gazing back at you - you need to look around you. There must be someone that you already know - someone that you've perhaps overlooked due to their goofy teeth at school, that are actually just what you're looking for now. Too many people reject the people closest to them in favour of an exciting, better looking stranger that they've never met before. Then when they've been cheated on and are down and crying, its always the same friends that cheer you up. Why is that? It's because they care about you. They care about you more than the person did that made you cry in the first place, so why not give them a shot? Go on - give it a go. Try and get with someone you already know. Ignore any imperfections, and concentrate on the good stuff. The stuff you've been looking for all along. Go on - I dare you. No dating sites. No dating agencies. Just the lad standing in front of you with the gangly arms offering you a tissue. Good luck.