Naughty First

I have some really crazy friends that dared me to join one of those silly onlinedating sites. It sounded a bit freaky to me but also a bit exciting so I said what the heck and let them sign me up. My user-name became "cuddle bunny " and they made a really funny profile to go with the wacky name.

Cuddle Bunny: I love to sit and cuddle all night long. If you feel like dating a very exciting gorgeous lady then you will love me. I am very romantic and I love the look and feel of a real man. I don't mind sharing as long as it's not at the same time. Take a chance on this girl and you will have the most exciting time of your life.

I must admit that once I saw that up next to a real picture of me I began to feel a bit embarrassed. I was hoping and praying that no one from work was a member. My friends had the time of their life filling out the rest of the profile and making me sound like a total harlot. I was really regretting letting them talk me into this big mess.

Not surprising at all was the fact that as soon as we posted my profile, it began getting view after view. I began getting private messages and kisses by the handful. And of course they were all creepy guys, I didn't get a single hit from a young cute guy. Instead all were men over 40 and most with fake hair. So my friends spent the rest of the night responding to these creeps pretending to be me.

I let them have their fun for that night but the next morning I made them take it down. There was no way I was actually going to go out with oneof those guys and after chatting with them the night before my friends agreed it was better. We all had a bit of fun but I can never see myself actuallymeeting a good man like that. I am going to keep dating the old fashioned way.