Naughty First

My girlfriend asked me for a cuddle, so I gave her a tickle. She looked at me with suspicion suggesting I was avoiding real physical contact. A tickle is as good as a cuddle, I suggested, reasoning that both are designed to make the recipient smile.She didn't buy that however and now I'm sat here wishing I'd just given her a cuddle. Why must I always make things difficult?I don't know what is wrong with a tickle though?

A tickle can be affectionate can't? We don't do it to annoy people surely? We don't do it to act distant..I guess though when it comes down to it, true love can be like speed dating. You pass millions of people by until your right back at the start

True love. God what is that anyway? Me and Claire met during a speed dating session as it turns out. It was our first time..apparently.We never went speed dating after that, we thought we'd found true love but alas it apparently wasn't to be.

We always fought over trivial things.We'd fight over her cloths, choice of friends, my choice of friends, family, hair cuts...Things that really shouldn't matter to peopleI really didn't mind though. I wasn't heart broken. I think in fairness we were both too immature for anything lasting. I can now do the things I'd given up.

I would be back dating again, and that excited me whole lot more then that ice queen.You see she was quite cold. She sometimes said the oddest things. She once pointed at a dwarf and said rather loudly, 'I wonder what he'll want to be when he grows up'. That side of her I won't miss. She had a tongue like a razorThere was a knock at my door and there she stood in her tracksuit bottoms and smurfs top. It was then that I remembered the good things about her.

She was very attractive. How would a boy like me ever get so lucky again?That said I guess it might be shallow but then again I'm a shallow man. I'll make her go to confession in the morning I think. She sat beside me and apologized. She said she had a lot on her mind recently and she finally told me she was pregnant.