Naughty First

Jason liked sex. He was like most people in that respect. He was a hit with women but he was empty inside because he had no personality. People watched him and he knew he couldn't fool them. He felt like everyday was a first date and usually it resulted in sex.He went on dating sites with Billy to curb his hidden desires.

The truth could not escape Jason after the fling he had with a plastic doll called Malcolm.Billy understood Jason because he felt that way too. In fact on his first date, he was feeling aroused so he bought with him a bicycle pump.This one dating site in particular called, 'Big' - a rather obtuse name, dealt with dates of a rather different persuasion. In fact you didn't need any persuading. You just needed a pump.

What was to follow was to bring them closer together. The sex was amazing and the ability to let the air out after? Well it blew Jason's mind. This felt more then a fling, this felt like the rest of their lives falling into placeBilly and Jason decided to move in together. They decided to share Malcolm and every day was as vibrant and exciting as a first date for the more you blew the fatter it got.

Yes this felt more then just a seedy fling. This felt real to Jason.However peace and harmony was not to last for Billy fell in love with Malcolm. He confessed this to Jason, reasoning that mentally they were compatible. Jason sat there with his head in his hands knowing that never was a truer word said.Billy decided he had enough of living single and free.

He wanted something more and so he got down on one knee and he proposed. Malcolm said nothing as you'd imagine, but there was a glint of excitement in his eyes - never before seen.Billy danced around the room like a show pony. He had finally found someone to talk too and who understood him.

Jason had long since forgiven his friend, for he could see that deep down - Malcolm and he had drifted apart. Though more so on windy days.