Naughty First

"You bored right now?" he asked. "A bit," she admitted bashfully. "Well let's turn it up a bit then." He motioned for her to take off her clothes. "Wow but its only our first date," she giggled. Suddenly then Sarah, the girl's, father burst in with a shotgun. "You little rat!" he bellowed. "I told you to stay away from my daughter." He cocked the shotgun and aimed it at my heart. "No daddy, no," the girl screamed running towards her father. He just brushed her off. "Sarah go back home. This is nothing to do with you." "Who else would it have to do with," I scoffed defiantly. "Watch yourself smart mouth," the father seethed, his eyes squinting as he pointed at me violently. The father was understandably angry, but he didn't care. After meeting on a dating site they conversed online for a good stretch, eventually setting a date to meet. But one of the stipulations on them meeting was that he had to meet her father first. But after a brief encounter with the father he was forbidden from ever becoming a couple with Sarah. What had he done to deserve this? Nothing the boy thought, but he might have come off as a little too cocky he thought. But they arranged a first date anyway and a couple of days later they went out to dinner and afterwards headed off to the rented hotel room. It was there after only a brief encounter they were interrupted by the mad father wielding the shotgun. The boy, staring down the barrel of the beast of a gun, gulped. Then came a knock at the door. It was the room service. The boy decided this was his chance to escape. He dived out the window onto a pile of old newspapers. It had to be the shortest first date ever. He then mugged a couple and used their car keys to drive their car to his home. He then went to sleep. The next morning he burned the car on the side of a motorway far from his home. After that he vowed to never have a brief encounter again.