Naughty First

I just read a story about a girl going out on a blind date. Her name was Bobbi Jo, and it was quite interesting to read. She started out telling how she got to meet her blind date. She went on the Internet looking for some exciting single sites. She found one that was for swinging singles only. She read a little bit about it, and decided that was not for her. First off, it cost money to join it, and that was not for her. Second, all they could talk about was what kind of a sexy man are you looking for. Well sorry to say, I am not looking for a sexy man, I am just looking for a man that will treat me right.

Why do all of these sites to have to refer to a man or woman as sexy. It would be just exciting enough to meet your first blind date on the net, if it were me. Well as Bobbi looked at some more sites, she was getting more and more interested in it. She come across one that was titled, "Come be with the Exciting swinging Club,". Now that didn't sound too bad, so she read more of it.

She fell in love with this one ad. It read as follows: LOOKING FOR A WOMAN THAT IS HONEST, CAREFREE, LOVES TALKING ABOUT DIFFERENT TOPICS, NOT INTO SWINGING. I would say that is my first blind date. Now to set it up is all I need to do.

So Bobbie set up her blind date at a park and when he arrived, she thought in her mind. Sexy, exciting, adorable, lovable, and cute. I would say by that description, she found her first blind date. I wonder if all blind dates can be like this.

As they introduced each other and talked about what they liked and disliked, they started walking around the park. It was kind of funny, cause all you could see was people with dogs. Big dogs, small dogs, dogs of two different colors, and it was like dogs here, dogs there, in fact you couldn't even sit down on a bench without sitting by a dog. Then someone asked Bobbi where heR dog was and she just looked and said what dog. HUH! Are you insane, I don't own a dog she was thinking.

Oh no wonder, it was a DOG'S PARK ONLY!