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He had often tried out dating sites. He was an idol on them in fact. All his life, on dating sites and in reality, he had been an idol. Everybody wanted to be him. Everybody was completely envious. He had the looks, a hot body, was athletic, healthy, fit, toned and he had a great personality. He was just incredibly stunning. Some girls even thought he was sweet, but he personally did not see how he was sweet because what idol is sweet? he wanted to be a manly man, not sweet.

There was one guy he knew, who was homosexual. This guy was obsessed with nice hair, and as you can imagine, he was a hairdresser. He was rather stunning and only interested in other stunning guys. Especially stunning guys with nice hair. The hairdresser nearly got fired once. He once messed up a woman's hair completely. He had been to a party and many night clubs the night before and had drank way too much alcohol. He tried to sleep most of it off and he even tried to call in sick from work but his boss was not going to let him have the day off because of his drunken antics. He came in to work an absolute mess. He could hardly keep awake and kept ordering the hairdressing assistant to keep getting him glasses of water. Well, as he was chopping at this lady's hair, he accidentally began to fall asleep as he was cutting her hair and he was not watching where his scissors were going. The next thing was that the lady looked in the mirror to see one side of her hair nice and looking sharp and sexy, and the other side completely cut off. To be honest, and not surprisingly, she was absolutely devastated and extremely annoyed. She demanded to see the manager and decided she was going to take matters further. For a start, the manager should not have let somebody drunk be in control of scissors and certainly not let them cut some body's hair. She walked out of the hairdressers absolutely furious.