Naughty First

Once upon a time there was a girl named Charmed. Now, isn't Charmed a pretty and unusual name? Well, I met Charmed through a swinging singles club. When I first met her, I remember her wearing a blue shirt with a great big heart in the middle of the tee shirt. Then she had a small heart on the back of the shirt.

In the middle of the heart it had the words Kiss me. On the back of the shirt in the middle of the small heart it had swinging single. Well Charmed had all the right moves, front, back, sideways, you name it, she had the right moves.

I went to the same swinging club that she did one night and was watching her dance. She was line dancing, the hip-hop, the twist, and the two-step. I remember one song she was dancing to and it had the words young love, my First love in it. I grew up with that song. Every time she danced to a song that had first love in it, she would look at me straight in the eye. Our eyes would meet every time.

One time when she was dancing she ever blew me a kiss. Here I am thinking, Charmed and I could have a thing going here. Is she trying to signal to me about being her first love, being her first kiss,or what signals was she trying to give me. I just kept wondering and wondering. What is it with her, anyway?

Charmed was one hot swinging single lady. She knew how to dance, blow that kiss, and she even motioned with her Heart. What more could I asked for? Then it dawned on me, she is a dancer, and gets paid for doing those things to arouse men like me. The more men she gets aroused, the more money she makes. That makes sense now. What a trap I fell into, thinking she wore that big heart shirt just for me. I vowed after that night, I will never go to another swinging singles club, even if I had to sit home and watch my little sister all night.